Wednesday, December 24, 2008

short story i wrote entitled "there i was.." (pic unrelated)


There I was off the shoulder of Orion. Orion street that is. It wasn't the name that the locals used for the avenue (there were some illegible moon runes on the street sign), but as for the 190th infantry aka "The Devil's Dicks," we dubbed it Orion. Originally our orders were only to patrol the area, while a smaller, elite, platoon of Dicks fortified two adjoined houses to be used as a command center, and while an even smaller, even more elite, platoon of Dicks did recon on the neighboring zone that was next in line to be made compliant.

"Something just doesn't feel right," Johnson said to me. We were on, what was supposed to be our last, night patrol on Orion street.
"You always get paranoid when we're on night duty," i replied.
"You'd be paranoid too if you'd been there with me at the Tanhouser Gate, and had seen what I'd seen."
In a way, he was right. I was too young at the time to have joined the military yet. Hardly anyone had survived that assault on the T-Gate, and the few who did were never the same. A side effect from the cosmic radiation. That's a whole other story entirely though..
"That was 14 years ago, Johnson. Do you think you'll ever get over it?"
Whatever the answer to my question was, I'd never get it. No sooner than I had asked him, a carbine round whizzed by my shoulder and hit him in the torso, penetrating his bulletproof vest, and exploding his chest. Years of training immediately took over, and I did a barrell roll and ran for the nearest cover, dodging shells the whole way, and ducking into a nearby alley. "Johnson is fucking dead.." I thought to myself. I couldn't believe it. My closest friend.. My mentor.. The epitomy of a warrior, and the embodiment of martial power.. Dead. I chanced a peek around the corner to try and spot my enemy. Two douchebag towel-heads were making there way over to my position, with a third douchebag towel-head covering them from the alleyway diagonal from mine. In typical camel jockey fashion, they were all yielding AK-47's with pocket knives crudely taped onto the end of them, and had towels wrapped around their heads.

"CR-123! CR-123! I need support on Orion fucking 3 minutes ago. Douchebag towel-heads have me pinned down. Johnson just fucking got aced! I need support fucking now, goddamnit!"
"Support en route. ETA 1 minute. Hold your position," replied the operator. God how I hate operators.
"Copy that. I'll hold here."

One minute that cunt operator had said. Another minute and I'd be dead, I was sure of it. And I had zero fucking intention of dying in some dirty ass iraqi alley. Fueled by thoughts of my fallen brother, I dove back out into the street, firing two four-shot bursts at the sand gooks that were closing in on me, turning one of their domes into a stadium, and punching right through the stomach of the other. Before their bodies even hit the ground, I was up and running straight at the third who was supposed to be covering them. Fifteen feet away.. Ten feet away.. Seven feet.. 5.. KLAK KLAK KLAK! Fucker had turned the corner guns blazing right before I got there. He got three shots off, the first two missing and the third dirty ass round hitting me in my right bicep, before I lowered my shoulder and slammed into him, knocking him off his feet and onto his back. The melee was on and I was at a disadvantage from being shot seconds before. With unnatural speed he attempted some sort of leg sweep and almost succeeded. It was enough to push me back onto my heels, and that's all the leeway he needed. In that split second he had jumped up and summoned his AK back to him with his black magic, and drove the pocket knife on the end of it into my right shoulder. The pain was excruciating, compounded by the fact that the knife was probably coated with AIDS virus and God knows whatever else these savages are carriers of. A lesser person would've folded under a fraction of this pressure, but I was an American, and a soldier to boot. I waxed off with my left hand, hitting the AK free of his grip, and severing the scotch tape that was holding the knife to it. A dumbfounded look crossed his face as I grabbed the back of his neck and headbutted him, flash KO'ing him (and I mean flash). He woke back up as he was falling to the ground with my left hand clutched around his throat. I squeezed with every ounce of white pride in me as he flailed on the ground, struggling to get free. He wheezed out words in his moonspeak, but I couldn't understand, nor did I give a shit. With my God, the one true God, and memories of Johnson giving me the strength to perservere, I finally choked the life out of the bastard. I crawled over to the wall and leaned up against it. The adreneline rush was wearing off, and as my mind cleared I began to think.. "Johnson was hit with a carbine shell, not a bullet from a dirty ass AK," I thought out loud. I looked up, and saw them walking towards me. The sand niggers had hired slightly better equipped soviet mercenaries. Bleeding profusely, I knew I didn't have enough fight left in me to stay alive until my backup arrived. It was over..

There I was off the shoulder of Orion, blood leaking from my right arm like a faucet, and for the first time in my life I had no fucking clue what to do. So instead of doing nothing, I just did the mash... The monster mash.

Friday, September 26, 2008

skaaaaaa ya

above: jb gettin the work from our boy robbie.


soon after that, he got 2nd in the draft tourney they had, and i top 8'd in the type2 tourney.

indeed our best day yet.
however, there will be better..

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

sup with it?

i'm trying to get on this guy's level.
that's all. qXD

Thursday, July 17, 2008

fashionably ontime..

In line for The Dark Knight. I got here just in time to be the first for my particular theatre. Shitty thing about this spot in line is that every other faggot in this whole complex walks up to ask if I'm waiting for the theatre directly next to me or the one 30 fucking feet away.. If they'd of pulled their heads out of their asses, the answer is obvious. I even have headphones on... leave me aloneeeee.

Plz god don't let this movie get ruined by africans.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

bwown beaw

took champ's PT cruiser(aka pussy repellent) to the 24 chicken fil a tonite at 2am. it's sort of a trek from the great city of hate, but well worth it, IMO. walked up to the majestic to chill with megan a couple of hours later. no big deal.

and in case anyone was wondering.. i had an awesome time in new york. the weather was perfect. and a week after i got home i had an awesome time at my parents house in texas. for those of you not on permanent summer vacay.. i'm sorry.


p.s.
i'm working late nights again. usually getting off work between 8 and 10 am, so if you're bored between 4pm and 10am holler at me.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

chillin on ventrilo, playin some DotA



it's pretty much what i've done the last week and a half.
gotta get back in the gym.
wait.. GOT TO.

epic sidenote: puppies get you tang.

Monday, May 5, 2008

free bird


i was born free and i should be free.
i love my life again :D

Saturday, May 3, 2008

every two weeks makes it another two weeks..

the more i work out, the more i realize i need to work out more before my left leg is suitable for submission grappling again.. gahhdamahh i miss jiu jitsu so much. supreme, absolute frustration is the feeling i get while i watch all of my friends improve their games while i get left in the dust. SOON.


a few notable things as of late..

1. i hate my job.
2. my left leg is 7/8 the size of my right one now(a 1/8 improvement from 3 weeks ago).
3. i weigh 148 lbs; 7 lbs LESS than my younger brother..
4. i hate my job.
5. megan's supposed to call me today haha

jb, if you read this, call me. i don't remember anything from our phone convo last night.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

fear of babies..

what's up with it? i don't know.. it's not like i fear ALL babies; just infants. and it's not like i really even fear them. i'm just more scared of the responsibility that comes with holding onto one. once they're big enough to walk around on their own, they're big enough to get picked up by me. is that weird? probably.

the drive to cinci didn't seem like it took an hour and a half, and i was worried the whole way up there that my sister was gonna spaz because thomas and i brought two other people with us. she didn't though, and all was well. jonathan came through on the monster front, and nolan proved his knowledge of, not only sponge bob and thomas the train characters, but of real live zoo animals. i was impressed at least. he asked me what was on my skin. my sister's tits are like quad D's. and the baby is the tiniest. soooo cute OMG. but ya, couldn't hold her cuz i'm irresponsible.

got back to lexington. went to hooters. watched matt serra get the work. went back to will's to get thomas' car and there was an egg on his windshield that looked like someone had just stood there and cracked it, instead of throwing it. hrm.

thomas and i watched city of god. movie is the shit. now i'm on mike's floor again, and he's talking in his sleep. something about how he wants to suck kelly bang's dick while she fingers his butthole. hrm.

this week has sucked. but i got to see the newest addition to my family. good out of bad. that's how i try to roll.

Friday, April 18, 2008

well..

for the first time ever, i've created a blog. a friend of mine said that blogging her recent thoughts and adventures might help her better remember them. i can hardly remember what i did even last week. so here i am, 9:03 am EST, trying something new and original..

writing.


i'm at the wombat(mike)'s parent's house in kentucky right now. my brother got here last night. and the day before, mike and i went to a funeral for my friend's grandmother. it was definetly one of the more brutal funerals that i've been to. and my thoughts lately are especially haunted by the funerals i know are coming, but even moreso by the ones i don't expect to attend any time soon. i'm aware of my remaining grandparents age and health conditions, and for the most part they're doing well. they may live to see the great-grand children i might give them, but probably not long after. those funerals i know are coming. i'm aware of the extreme drug problems a few of my friends have. those funerals i know are coming. but what about all the others? i mean, i don't really expect tim to get mauled by a car while busting a mean track skid down north ave, but what if?

sigh..
i'm finally tired.